I give you the Optimask™

Hey teenager! Cover nasty zits with this handy Optimask™.
Girls will love the way you whisper sweet nothings through your cypertronian voice changer. Apply today and say goodbye to black eyes and fat lips left by jocks*.













*When worn, the Optimask™ may in some cases provoke bullying and result in a more ferocious attack. Hasbro cannot be held responsible for any wedgies.