"SHITILLATING!" Daily Star
We came, we saw, we loved it. Kind of. Bay didn't disappoint action-wise. The film is a relentless face full of CGI goodness. Some of the scenes were a little OTT, and you couldn't really make out what was going on, but mostly, great, mostly.
The real worry (Witwicky family and bumblebee story) was actually okay. It was the side plot of young Aussie sound specialist? and her fat hacker that let the side down.
Don't get me started on Sector Seven.
The goods?
Megatron muttering "Disgusting." as he flicked a random dude into a car.
Jazz trying to talk smack, but failing..."You want a piece of me!?"..."No...I want two!" *rip*
Ratchet sniffing Sam's pheromone levels and announcing to everyone that he "wanted to mate with the female"
BumbleBee pissing oil on John Turturro (he deserved no less)
Prime "BumbleBee Stop Lubricating on that Human"
Prime's uppercut totally knocks Bonecrushers eye out in slo-mo under the freeway. Nice.
This:
The bads?
Megatron and Starscream. Their banter was reduced to one line. Two of my favourite characters ruined.
"There's only one hacker in the world who can crack this code". A fat black teenager playing Dance mat with his 30 stone brother.
John Turturro.
Well, that's it. Thanks for coming along for the ride, and all your wonderful comments.
I'm off to start another blog. Peace.
Oh, we had wagamamas.
The real worry (Witwicky family and bumblebee story) was actually okay. It was the side plot of young Aussie sound specialist? and her fat hacker that let the side down.
Don't get me started on Sector Seven.
The goods?
Megatron muttering "Disgusting." as he flicked a random dude into a car.
Jazz trying to talk smack, but failing..."You want a piece of me!?"..."No...I want two!" *rip*
Ratchet sniffing Sam's pheromone levels and announcing to everyone that he "wanted to mate with the female"
BumbleBee pissing oil on John Turturro (he deserved no less)
Prime "BumbleBee Stop Lubricating on that Human"
Prime's uppercut totally knocks Bonecrushers eye out in slo-mo under the freeway. Nice.
This:
The bads?
Megatron and Starscream. Their banter was reduced to one line. Two of my favourite characters ruined.
"There's only one hacker in the world who can crack this code". A fat black teenager playing Dance mat with his 30 stone brother.
John Turturro.
Well, that's it. Thanks for coming along for the ride, and all your wonderful comments.
I'm off to start another blog. Peace.
Oh, we had wagamamas.
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